you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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