That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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