found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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