trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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