Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
