hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
ugly people sure do ruin things
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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