i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just cut my nipple shaving
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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