you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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