Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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