is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I cockslap morals
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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