**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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