And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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