Me. At least after what I've been through.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
