Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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