If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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