who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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