lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
