Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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