Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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