have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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