is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
The struggles of a small town man whore
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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