Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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