You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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