Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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