i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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