at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
So squirting runs in the family.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
do nipples grow back?
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