Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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