He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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