I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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