he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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