you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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