The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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