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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'

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  that's awkward

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• (510): View more from California

  dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?

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• (310): View more from California

  dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....

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• (845): View more from New York

  I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.

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  ......how on earth do you do that?

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  NINJAAAA

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  He is obviously into the really short sex we have.

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