During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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