I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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