I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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