I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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