I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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