Hey man sorry I got all grabby
People with herpes should wear stickers.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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