Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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