think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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