That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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