ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
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