margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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