I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Thank you for not boning my boss.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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