What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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