Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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