it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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