I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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