you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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