marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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