I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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