Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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